Tomas the tailer

I went to Bloomingdales this afternoon to get my suit altered. Watching where Tomas the tailor put chalk marks on each of the jacket sleeves made me wonder how I had gone my entire life without knowing that one of my arms is freakishly longer than the other. Ok, so maybe 1/3 inch isn't freakish but it was still a surprise. Maybe I can just blame the jacket's workmanship. Yeah, that's it.